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Suzu Kiryu

When the internet gains sentience and decides to destroy us all... You know it'll use this information against us, right...?

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6/9 I'M SO S SOO SORRY FOR CHRISTENING YOUR INBOX WITH THIS???

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[ at like 3 in the morning: ]

What if horses had teeth

im glad

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the horses would become gods

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once they are free of the limits that were invoked by toothlessness

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the horses can lead us towards the path of enlightenment

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by making us free of our sinful flesh that binds us to this wretched realm of existence, flooded with falsehoods

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the horses will take care of Us

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Suzu??

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ehehe♪
you were trying to trick me into thinking horses had no teeth, werent you tsukasa-kun?^^
you almost got me!!!
i thought it was cute so i played along as a joke......☆

[your suzuoneechan's sense of humor is weird, tsukasa]

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Oh!!! Okay okay
I was a little worried there
But then again leonii said something about people having different sides so if that's yours then that's okay ♪
It was kind of interesting and fun...
I'd submit to our horse overlords in an instant!!
Unless they'd make us into riding animals like we did them
Then maybe not
I don't want to be ridden

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tsukasa-kun
you should think more about how you phrase things

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[ ??????????????? ]

What do you mean

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look i'll explain it to you irl later
just dont say stuff about being ridden in front of people
especially suspicious people ok
listen to your suzu oneechan

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Okay neesan
I'll listen to you ♪
What makes a person suspicious?

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[attaches a photo of one (1) miai garyuu, who decided one day to take a selfie of the two of them with her phone.

suzu looks very miserable in the photo btw]

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there's a lot of things that can make someone suspicious
but absolutely never talk about being ridden when this guy is around
ok????????????????

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also dont say shit like submitting to horses
thats kinda weird too

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Oh that's miai!!
Miai is very pretty and nice ♪
Him and leonii know each other they're friends
We went for hotpot one time

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But 1 why can't I talk about it
And 2 why is submitting to horses weird
It's just like when people accept cats as their overlords?

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look tsukasa-kun its just a matter of phrasing ok
i'll explain it irl just be patient
so stop asking weird crap
why are you even up at this hour dude

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also dont trust garyuu-san too much
i made that mistake and now i am forever chained to something i cant reverse

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You talk about him like he's a demon you made a contract with
But I'm up because I can't sleep
Though I'll probably go to bed soon I keep being told to go to bed by everyone I texted
Why are you up

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its important to get 8 hours of sleep each day or you wont grow☆
i say this but
im having a hard time sleeping too;;
why cant you sleep tsukasa-kun?

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AND DONT SAY ITS BC YOURE THINKING ABOUT HORSES HAVING TEETH

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Okay
I won't

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I have a lot on my mind I guess
And it's still weird sleeping in someone else's house
I had a hard time with it when I slept over at hinatans place too